Ham Quotes · Page 5

You don't see no city when you look at me cause country's all I am. I love runnin' barefoot through the old…

— Loretta Lynn

“Love grew commendably dependable - love was eggs, love was ham, love was the morning paper.”

— Graham Moore

Pellegrini was the biggest factor for me to be joining West Ham.

— Samir Nasri

Normally a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich if a prosecutor asks it to.

— Chuck Robb

I'll obey them in the winter when the doctors say to me I must give up ham and spinach, and obedient I'll…

— Edgar Guest

I guess I'm a born ham.

— Marta Kristen

I'm not a philosopher, I'm just a simple boy from East Ham.

— David Bailey

Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is…

— Andy Roddick

It feels special to me to be a West Ham player.

— Marko Arnautovic

I can only tell you that eggs, country ham, biscuits, a pot of coffee, a morning paper, a table by the window…

— Dan Jenkins

West Ham have a great academy.

— Freddie Ljungberg

Ham shook his head, sitting down, pouring himself something to drink. "I don't get it, El. Why'd she attack him?" "She's loony,"…

— Brandon Sanderson

“It was about as close as you could get to the platonic ideal of a ham, if Plato had spent more time…

— Gideon Defoe

As far as I'm concerned, everything's ham and jam.

— Darrell Royal

Compared to a novel, a film is like an economy pizza where there are no olives, no ham, no anchovies, no mushrooms,…

— Louis de Bernieres

You see the dilemma?” Ham asked. “I see an idiot,” Breeze mumbled.

— Brandon Sanderson

My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig.

— Jim Carrey

The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.

— Dorothy Parker

“He was a blessing to all the juvenile part of the neighbourhood, for in summer he was for ever forming parties to…

— Jane Austen

I think something must happen to you when you get into eight grade. Like the Doug Swieteck's Brother Gene switches on and…

— Gary D. Schmidt

I got ham but I'm not a Hamster

— Bill Bailey

As for meat, I'm not going to become vegetarian. I'm telling you that right now. I want me a steak. I want…

— Sharon Jones

Clearly a black man's life is not worth a ham sandwich.

— Michael Steele

I didn't want to write a cheffy cookbook with dehydrated ham chips.

— Alex Guarnaschelli

I once overheard the sweetest old woman behind me on a train tell her adorable old husband as he scoffed down a…

— Dane Cook