When I was at Charlton, I could have gone to West Ham for double. But I chose to go to Tottenham for… — Darren Bent Copy Share Image
“There ain’t a gen’lm’n in all the land – nor yet sailing upon all the sea – that can love his lady… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I didn't have any girlfriends. I was a very nerdy-type dude. Believe me, being a ham does… — Terry Crews Copy Share Image
(Guy) Pearce, as the hero, makes the mistake of trying to give a good and realistic performance. (Jeremy) Irons at least knows… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
One wit, like a knuckle of ham in soup, gives a zest and flavour to the dish, but more than one serves… — Tobias Smollett Copy Share Image
“It was about as close as you could get to the platonic ideal of a ham, if Plato had spent more time… — Gideon Defoe Copy Share Image
I was always sort of a ham as a kid, just always wanting to entertain and to get people to laugh. — Haley Lu Richardson Copy Share Image
If God was giving me a ham, I'd be crazy not to receive it. Maybe it was the ham of God, who… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
When I was 24, I was full of life. I was that ham who wanted to be famous, a movie star, all… — Jean-Claude Van Damme Copy Share Image
In the centre of a spacious table rose a pastry as large as a church, flanked on the north by a quarter… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
“He was a blessing to all the juvenile part of the neighbourhood, for in summer he was for ever forming parties to… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
When I went to high school in Australia, I was exposed to textbooks that outlined evolutionary ideas - such as ape-like creatures… — Ken Ham Copy Share Image
Slanders, sir, for the satirical rogue says here that old men have grey beards, that their faces are wrinkled, their eyes purging… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I’m not much of a fly tier. I can do it—my friend calls it 'ham and eggs tying'—and I tie some cool… — Jack Ohman Copy Share Image
I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There's a schizoid quality to our relationship with animals, in which sentiment and brutality exist side by side. Half the dogs in… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
Being a Georgia author is a rather specious dignity, on the same order as, for the pig, being a Talmadge ham. — Flannery O'Connor Copy Share Image
He describes it as a large apartment, with a red brick floor and a capacious chimney; the ceiling garnished with hams, sides… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Well, Joe Biden has done it again. He showed up at the White House Passover Seder with a bunch of ham sandwiches. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
There was a little bit of ham in me. And there's a lot of people say there's a lot of ham in… — Sam Donaldson Copy Share Image
My brother, who's a violinist now, was the real ham, the real performer of the family. His passion for the violin is… — Peter Dinklage Copy Share Image
So Ham's wife that was preserved on the Ark was a Negro of the seed of Cain and there was a priestly… — Warren Jeffs Copy Share Image
The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Grain that is used to feed animals that end up on our tables as turkeys and hams could have gone to feed… — Peter Singer Copy Share Image
My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he… — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
I can remember certain Manchester United defeats the way most people remember family bereavements or great political events. The four-nil drubbing by… — Tom Dunne Copy Share Image
As for meat, I'm not going to become vegetarian. I'm telling you that right now. I want me a steak. I want… — Sharon Jones Copy Share Image
Leftovers make you feel good twice. First, when you put it away, you feel thrifty and intelligent: 'I'm saving food!' Then a… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Why...is the hunter who shoots a deer for venison subject to more criticism than the person who buys a ham at the… — Peter Singer Copy Share Image
This whole theory of alienation that intellectuals have been passing on, really is just to stop a lot of ham acting. If… — John Hurt Copy Share Image
I guess I was always a ham, and I was anxious to try doing different things. I started doing impressions to make… — Vesta Williams Copy Share Image
TV by and large has become a dime-store business so far as creativity and talent are concerned. The half-hour and sixty-minute series… — Hedda Hopper Copy Share Image
Our traditions have been waking up on Christmas morning and feasting on a southern breakfast. I'm from the South. We eat grits… — Leigh-Allyn Baker Copy Share Image
Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is… — Andy Roddick Copy Share Image
I could be ordering ham at the deli, and someone will turn around and look at me and kind of stare. They'll… — Rutina Wesley Copy Share Image
I'll obey them in the winter when the doctors say to me I must give up ham and spinach, and obedient I'll… — Edgar Guest Copy Share Image
As for meat, I'm not going to become vegetarian. I'm telling you that right now. I want me a steak. I want… — Sharon Jones Copy Share Image
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my… — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
I can only tell you that eggs, country ham, biscuits, a pot of coffee, a morning paper, a table by the window… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
The plan was that I was going to retire and take a job with the American Federation, but Nottingham Forest offered me… — Richard Gough Copy Share Image
