It wouldn't be bad to have the Secret Service keeping an eye on my teenage daughter. I personally am not troubled by… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
The Olympics were produced absolutely the same way from 1960 through 1988. It was always the Western World against the Eastern Bloc.… — Dick Ebersol Copy Share Image
If Romney would go ideological in explaining Obama, it would help. We gotta stop the, 'He's a nice guy' stuff. Nice guys… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
One of the more challenging things in life is not being the guy who does the cheating, but not saying anything about… — Dale Murphy Copy Share Image
Back in the late '90s, I put together a humorous newsmagazine program called 'The Awful Truth' for Bravo. We helped one guy… — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
I’ll be real discreet,” Tank said. As discreet as a six-foot-six, no-neck guy weighing three hundred and fifty pounds, all dressed in… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
It is easier to live openly when you're not married. Not to get too much into the whole "romantic love" thing, but… — Chester Brown Copy Share Image
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It's of being alone with my dad. He drove a truck for a living. But he had a few free hours in… — Mark Wahlberg Copy Share Image
Guys like Bin Laden have been responsible for injuring and maiming and murdering more Muslims than any foreign imperial power has in… — Irshad Manji Copy Share Image
You think I led him on? For what? Kicks? I don't have enough exictement in my life, so maybe I'll tease a… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
To speak of certain government and establishment institutions as 'the system' is to speak correctly . . . They are sustained by… — Robert M. Pirsig Copy Share Image
We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks.… — Brendon Urie Copy Share Image
I'm the guy that's trying to break up that monopoly to introduce free enterprise and competition to the energy sector. — Van Jones Copy Share Image
You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I do suppose what any political satire, what any political joke can count as a gaffe or a possible career-ending move. It… — Timothy Simons Copy Share Image
I always was flattered when people would say I would do whatever it took for the team. I always thought of myself… — Logan Mankins Copy Share Image
He was the kind of guy that made a woman want to rip his shirt open and watch the buttons scatter along… — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
How'd you communicate?" "Paper and pen. Amazing inventions. Anyway, once we were in Buffalo, I led him here. We couldn't figure out… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
I will probably have sex with Eminem after the show is over. Probably, I dont see why I wouldnt. Im fair game,… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Vanity, right?" Nash reappeared in the living room with an open bag of potato chips. "I nominate my venerable brother. He likes… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
