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I really like people who can do both drama and comedy and not some like middle of the road do both drama… — James Gunn Copy Share Image
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I did a film when I was about 30; it's a coming of age story called 'Gas Food Lodging,' and I'm so… — Robert Knepper Copy Share Image
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Neil Young is my hero. You know what that guy has been doing for the past 40 years? Making music. That's what… — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
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