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Donald Trump is way worse than George W. Bush. George W. Bush is a fundamentally decent man of limited intelligence who surrounded… — Gene Weingarten Copy Share Image
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I was the guy on the swim team entertaining the bus on the way to the meets. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
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