Great golfing Quotes · Page 2

Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.

— Robin Williams

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that.

— Gardner Dickinson

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.

— Jimmy Demaret

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

— Bob Hope

It is nevertheless a game of considerable passion, either of the explosive type, or that which burns inwardly and sears the soul.

— Bobby Jones

If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.

— Tom Mulligan

Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurements it invites the attention of perfectionists.

— Heywood Hale Broun

Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five.

— Paul Harvey

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

— Lee Trevino

Golf gives you an insight into human nature, your own as well as your opponent's.

— Grantland Rice

Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

— Lee Trevino

Art said he wanted to get more distance. I told him to hit it and run backward.

— Ken Venturi

The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.

— John Updike

I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the…

— Don Adams

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

— Earl Wilson

I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

Yeah, after each of my downhill putts.

— Homero Blancas

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.

— Henry Beard

You know you're on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do.

— Bob Bruce

I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a…

— Gerald R. Ford

Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.

— Bruce Lansky

It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg.

— J. C. Snead

It's so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying "Shhh" and not moving a muscle.…

— Al McGuire