“You gonna bang my walls, Simon?” I laughed. “You have no idea,” he promised.” — Alice Clayton Laughed Copy Share Image
“...confidence went much further than a small ass in tight jeans.” — Alice Clayton Confidence Copy Share Image
“I started to roll my eyes, but that hurt. The right one was pressed so firmly against the peephole, you see.” — Alice Clayton Hurt Copy Share Image
“Wrapped around each other but now clad in a pink nightie and a pair of sweatpants. To be clear, I wore the… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“There was a hickey on the side of my neck the size of a quarter. I looked like I had argued with… — Alice Clayton Hickey Copy Share Image
“This is the heart I need. And if I have this - and a little schmaltz - I dont need anything else… — Alice Clayton Heart Copy Share Image
“ The guy looks young enough to be your kid, Grace. Yes, but only if I’d really slutted it up in junior… — Alice Clayton Junior high Copy Share Image
“Stop it. If you say sorry one more time I'm gonna go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear.” — Alice Clayton Fart Copy Share Image
“My boyfriend likes to fuck my brains out on our kitchen island. Which tile would you recommend for that?” — Alice Clayton Boyfriend Copy Share Image
“So what do we do next? Y’know, as people in a relationship after they’ve solved a conflict.” “Pretty sure a blow job… — Alice Clayton Blow job Copy Share Image
“Now you listen here, mister,” I said, trying for a more adult tone. “I’m not going to spend every night listening to… — Alice Clayton Every night Copy Share Image
“Dirty talk is an art. Do it too often, it becomes routine. Never do it, and you’re missing something. Simon did it… — Alice Clayton Art Copy Share Image
“Hey, man, I'm old school. Don't make me bust out the Easy-E and the N.W.A I will got straight up gangsta on… — Alice Clayton Gangsta Copy Share Image
“We have to stop, this is insane. I literally cannot handle anymore. I think I’ve lost brain function. I can actually feel… — Alice Clayton Two Time Copy Share Image
“Well, I drank enough to sustain a small Spanish village, I haven't had an orgasm in a thousand years, and I will… — Alice Clayton Drinking Copy Share Image
“He was wooing me. And I was letting him woo. I wanted the woo. I deserved the woo. I needed the wow… — Alice Clayton Wooing Copy Share Image
“I wasn’t sure I’d even want to do this, after she was gone.” “Listen, Archie, we don’t have to--” “Until you, Clara,”… — Alice Clayton Want Fucking Copy Share Image
“Wait a minute, hold up. Stop everything. His name is Barry -" i started. "-Derry?" Mimi finished. We collapsed on the floor… — Alice Clayton Reynolds Dated Copy Share Image
“It's always the accent that drives you American women crazy. I'd no idea you fancied it, too…” he trailed off. “Oooh, fancied… — Alice Clayton American women Copy Share Image
“Marry me.” A statement. Not a question. It came again. “Marry. Me.” His eyes burned into mine. I breathed in, my ears… — Alice Clayton Another day Copy Share Image
“Finally, I felt him, exactly where he was meant to be. Barely nudging inside, just the feeling of him entering me was… — Alice Clayton First time Copy Share Image
“I gave Clive a sock full of catnip and a bowlful of tuna. My hope was to get him wasted and passed… — Alice Clayton Hope Copy Share Image
“Now, up until this point in my life, I’d shared that old theory that sex was like pizza. Even when it’s bad,… — Alice Clayton Life Copy Share Image
“Wkat, you tryin' to cop a feel there?" I snapped, selecting a song. "Did you or did you not just placed your… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“What time was that email sent?" I asked, with my own cocky grin beginning to form across my face. Sara clicked around… — Alice Clayton Laughed Copy Share Image
“Men love a naked woman. But more than that, they love a confident naked woman. Now, everyone has a type, of course,… — Alice Clayton Naked Copy Share Image
“Beneath the sheet—which was already lower on his hips than should be legal — He Was Still Hard” — Alice Clayton Beneath Copy Share Image
“I’m done with easy.” “You should print that on cards.” “Print this—why do you still have clothes on?” — Alice Clayton Easy Copy Share Image
“I got into Jillian's Mercedes and drove back across the bridge to wait for my art installation. Which never showed up. Hey,… — Alice Clayton Art Copy Share Image
“My shirt bunched up around my waist, and the feeling of his hi-there against my hoohah was indescribable.” — Alice Clayton Waist Feeling Copy Share Image
“Think I even noticed that I had a forehead full of sofa? Hell no, I had a Wallbanger kneeling between my legs.” — Alice Clayton Wallbanger Kneeling Copy Share Image
