Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his life insurance. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Now I am not unpatriotic, and I want to do my bit, so I hereby offer my services to my President, my… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that you can't please. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get sore at… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We don't give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give 'em plenty of publicity. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The minute you read something and you can't understand it, you can be sure it was written by a lawyer. Then, if… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Congress meets tomorrow morning. Let us all pray: Oh Lord, give us strength to bear that which is about to be inflicted… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Andrew Jackson was the first one to think up the idea to promise everybody that if they will vote for you, you… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The high income tax come pretty near passing in the Senate. Only lacked about six votes. So it won't be long now.… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You know the more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The money was all appropriated for the top in the hopes that it would trickle down to the needy. Mr. Hoover didn’t… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A foreigner coming here and reading the Congressional Record would say that the President of the United States was elected solely for… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you give! — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A holding company is the people you give your money to while you're being searched. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything?… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't care how poor and inefficient a little country is - they like to run their own business. I know men… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
One thing I will say about the Germans, they are always perfectly willing to give somebody's land to somebody else — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The good people of Dakota offered to give Calvin Coolidge a farm if he would live on it. I wouldn't advise you… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
