If there ever was a time when absolutely nothing existed, all there could possibly be now is nothing. — R. C. Sproul Copy Share Image
Where do we live symbolically? Nowhere except where we participate in the ritual of life. — Carl Jung Copy Share Image
Things to do today: (1) Dig a hole. (2) Name it love. (3) Watch people fall in love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was… — George Burns Copy Share Image
Hey, remember when you had acrush on _____ Wait. What. Pshh. No. That never happened. Why would you think that? Of course not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An American judo fighter was expelled from the Olympics after testing positive for marijuana. Officials became suspicious when he kept stopping the… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
“True love is jealousy in disguise: A man cannot restrict his lover from going to the club because he hates her, he… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
No babies on this plane. I don't want to be the one crying & puking for the entire duration of the flight… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I was once in Delhi and one guy looked at me and shouted, 'kutiya, kutiya, kutiya' - it is a dialogue from… — Vishwajeet Pradhan Copy Share Image
What a frustrating moment it is when you are busy writing a rather long but important articleand you find that your device… — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
“Don’t get me wrong, we’re not the fucking Partridge family or anything. We don’t all go on picnics and hold hands.” — Neil Walker Copy Share Image
When I was little playing all these tournaments, I was so professional already. My parents were like, 'Oh, my gosh, she's crazy.'… — Ajla Tomljanovic Copy Share Image
When you're home alone and you hear a strange noise & you're just like - _ - WTF! WHO'S THERE?! — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
The closest I'll get to winning the Hunger Games is when I spot the last donut in the office kitchen. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“SWEEP!' THe Titan grinned with delight and did a victory dance.'Sweep, sweep, sweep!” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Daylight Savings Time is an Indiangiver. It gives an hour, then it takes it back. — Laura S Copy Share Image
Our goal is to discover that we have always been where we ought to be — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
If you can call a Chevrolet a Chev, why can't you call a Japanese a Jap? — Harold Ballard Copy Share Image
I've always stayed true to myself. I've always been my outgoing and outspoken self, and just a funny guy. — Weston McKennie Copy Share Image
Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
If revealed religions have revealed anything it is that they are usually wrong. — Francis Crick Copy Share Image
Women make me happy. Once accepting that I will never be able to understand them makes me more happier. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
