Josh Blue

I'm a laugh junkie!

— Josh Blue

I'm definitely pretty edgy.

— Josh Blue

I have no ill intent toward anyone.

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I enjoy horror movies.

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I pull my material from daily life.

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I can't draw a straight line.

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I'm a one-take kind of guy.

— Josh Blue

As a disabled person, I feel like a lot of times we don't get to be heard.

— Josh Blue

I'm pretty open as far as my personal life is concerned.

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Honestly, I wish I could bring more of Colorado with me everywhere.

— Josh Blue

I really enjoy sculpting, like wood carving, and do artwork.

— Josh Blue

I want people to think I'm funny, and to make them laugh.

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I always dreamed I would be a really good bad guy.

— Josh Blue

When you're a dad, there's a ton of material there with your family.

— Josh Blue

That's my viewpoint; I just tackle the world, whatever comes at me.

— Josh Blue

If I can make someone laugh while sending a message, that's the best lesson.

— Josh Blue

Like, if you see my show, my jokes are much longer and they're just like, I'm going with the vibe.

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But the good thing about performing every night is I don't have any excuse not to try something new every day.

— Josh Blue

I feel like I'm at the point in my career where I'm ready to be the next big funny movie star.

— Josh Blue

If you have a good show, you're happy for the night. If you do a bad night, you feel bad until the…

— Josh Blue

Regarding having Cerebral Palsy, I know realistically that I can't go up there on stage and ignore it.

— Josh Blue

At a very young age, I realized that with my disability, I could cry or laugh.

— Josh Blue

I set out to be a comedian, and then the spokesperson thing is kind of just something that came along with it.

— Josh Blue

I have the common sense to know that my disability is what makes me stand out. But I don't want to be…

— Josh Blue

I was walking downtown and the drunk tank stopped and picked me up... I was like, 'Wait a minute here fellas, there's…

— Josh Blue

I always say, my set is like building a brick wall that all the jokes are the bricks but the improv is…

— Josh Blue

Sometimes I feel like I'm lucky that I can just laugh about it because I know a lot of disabled people who…

— Josh Blue

People have preconceived ideas about disability. When people tell me that I can't do something, it just makes me go 'Oh, yeah?…

— Josh Blue

The more I move on stage, the more people are just drawn to the movement. The way that I walk and my…

— Josh Blue

I have to deal with people in weird ways. I was walking down the street and this woman walks up to me…

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When I was growing up, my parents were too cheap to buy a snowblower, so my crippled butt was out clearing the…

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I don't really take myself too seriously.

— Josh Blue

It's a lot of work being daddy, but I love it.

— Josh Blue

I've always been a huge fan of Chris Rock.

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I'm a much better comedian than I am a soccer player.

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Every time I tell a joke it's different somehow.

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This is all I've ever known. I don't know what it's like to not walk shaky.

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My thing is I'm not very P.C., but I'm tactful. I try not to offend anyone.

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If you don't experience something first hand, you'll never know.

— Josh Blue

It's funny what funny is, because everyone's style is so different.

— Josh Blue