When I'm wrong it's never meant for you, so don't confuse my love with what I do. — Eric Clapton Copy Share Image
The press is our immune system. If it overreacts to everything, we eventually get sicker. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Marriage life is so easy. It's like a walk in the park. The problem is the park is Jurassic! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Anyone one can touch you , can hurt you or heal you ! And anyone can reach you , can Love you or leave you .. ¥ — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Anne Wiazemsky wrote two books about her life with Jean-Luc Godard between 1966 and 1969. And I first read the second one,… — Michel Hazanavicius Copy Share Image
“Here.” He spread his legs wider and patted the floor between them. “You’ll be warmer, and I promise I won’t grope you… — Meg Maguire Copy Share Image
I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from "Thank God it's Friday" to "Thank God it's Monday." If any working… — Ann Diehl Copy Share Image
It's hilarious when school textbooks try too hard at being racially diverse. 'Brad, Latisha, Pablo and Kwan were doing a math problem...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I spend most of my days up to my elbows in someone’s chest cavity. Really, I know zip about music." He didn’t… — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
Ecology is often confused with environmentalism, while in fact, environmentalism often leaves out the fact that people, too, can be a legitimate… — Frank Herbert Copy Share Image
Worst Month of the Year: February. February has only 28 days in it, which means that if you rent an apartment, you… — Steven Rubenstein Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were an escalator, and I was a flight of stairs. You thought I was a… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
I first met my wife in the tunnel of love. She was digging it at the time. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them. — Tracey Ullman Copy Share Image
If your activities don't match your priorities, you are wasting your life. — Rick Warren Copy Share Image
Music can be witty, but it's not funny unless it's conceptually funny. — Alan Menken Copy Share Image
Your way is the best for you, but that is no sign it is the best for another. — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
Everytime I think about you,damn mosquito comes and stings me on the back. — Tejquotes Copy Share Image
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No better commentary on the Vedas has been written or can be written. — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boxing's a funny business and sometimes different fights come along at different times. — George Groves Copy Share Image
Express only that which cannot be expressed. Leave it unexpressed) — Maurice Blanchot Copy Share Image
If the grass is greener on the other side watch out, there must be a septic tank! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone is bisexual. Almost everyone has the sexual potential for anything. — Ken Livingstone Copy Share Image
Strangers think Im quiet, my friends think Im outgoing, my best friends know Im insane. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
American and French culture are really, really different, but in a way it's funny. — Patrick Mouratoglou Copy Share Image
I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
It is important not to confuse freedom with mere permissiveness — Theodore Kaczynski Copy Share Image
