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And an airplane of spittle dived into the sea, there were no salivas. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
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General," said the commander of the delinquent brigade, "I am persuaded that any further display of valor by my troops will bring… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
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Great knowledge is universal. Small knowledge is limited. Great words are inspiring; small words are chatter. — Zhuangzi Copy Share Image
Marriage...a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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You were born at home, but when your mother saw you she went to the hospital. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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