We have so much love to give, and the more that we give, the more we receive. — Rhonda Byrne Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I use to close the refrigerator slowly to see the light turns off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And all the loveliest things there be come simply, so it seems to me. — Edna St. Vincent Millay Copy Share Image
Only you have the power to change your thoughts. Alter your thoughts and you alter your world. — Miranda Kerr Copy Share Image
“It is best one should quote what one doesn't understand at all in the language one knows the least” — Voltaire Copy Share Image
It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You tell me you love me, but Im not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“You have better luck than you think you do,” Cian said firmly. Turning back toward him, she said, “Yeah? Prove it?” You… — Rhiannon Frater Copy Share Image
Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at… — Marcel Achard Copy Share Image
A good neighbor sometimes cuts your morning up to mince-meat of the very smallest talk, then helps to sugar her bohea at… — Elizabeth Barrett Browning Copy Share Image
The good news is that even if your early crepes have funny lumps and bulges or aren't paper-thin, they're still gonna be… — J. Kenji Lopez-Alt Copy Share Image
I'd been involved with stand-up before improv, so I already thought highly of myself as being a funny person. I never thought… — Matt Besser Copy Share Image
The Olympics are getting mixed reviews. People are angry at NBC for showing a promo that revealed the winner of a swimming… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I thought it would be really funny to find my way onto 'The Bachelorette' somehow and be the guy that is only… — John Wilson Copy Share Image
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows. — Frederick Bushnell Ryder Copy Share Image
We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast. — Logan Pearsall Smith Copy Share Image
You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all. — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
I feel like I'm a cockroach when I'm sleeping on my back trying to get up — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Who says women cant think consistently? . . . . My wife thinks that she's just 20 for the past 15 years — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you remember something funny, and can't stop smiling like an idiot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't whistle at you down the street. I would if I could, but I can't whistle you see. — Elton John Copy Share Image
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, he sings. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Come to the dark side we have cookies ……are u seriously surprised we lied about having cookies — Unknow Copy Share Image
“You dance?” “I think that might be overly optimistic,” he said. “I do something. I’ll try not to hurt you.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
Sport is the only profession I know of that when you retire you have to go to work. — Earl Monroe Copy Share Image
One cold wintry day in London, I was dreaming about salad nicoise—one of my favorites. — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
You can't be trying to be funny. As an adult actor, sometimes I'll muddle it up by over-thinking things. — David Walton Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Some hoes only meet the parents because they gotta walk pass the living room. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's funny, I feel like dogs take after their owners and certain mannerisms and the energy that they have. — Valentin Chmerkovskiy Copy Share Image
