I am happy doing standup so I don’t ever want to stop doing it—Regan loves the stage and jokes about trying other creative projects. He pokes fun at how big movies turn into amusement‑park rides, saying the connection is obvious. He also admits he can eat Fig Newtons by the sleeve without stopping.
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Brian Regan is a basketball player from the United States, best known for Gothic pride.
Quick Facts About Brian Regan
Nationality
United States
Profession
Basketball Player
Notable works
Gothic pride
About Brian Regan
College basketball player (2003–2003) Texas Christian.
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![“The ultimate objective [of comedy] is to get a laugh, so if you can get a laugh off the fact that you did not get a laugh, then you've kinda saved the moment. Other professions don't have that luxury. You don't want to hear a brain surgeon say, "Man, am I so stupid! I cut on the wrong side of your…” quote by Brian Regan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e52/brian-regan-3918_brain_the-ultimate-objective-of-comedy-is-to-g_1605012.png)
