Is funny when people talk about you… Although the ONLY thing they know about you is your NAME . — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
Nothing counts so much as family, the rest are just strangers. (as Nicholas Earpp in Wyatt Earp, 1994) — Gene Hackman Copy Share Image
When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things. — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
“Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world.” — M.J. McGuire Copy Share Image
“I hate you.' My sister said it different than she said it to my dad. She meant it with me. She really… — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
That's always a funny thing, when people think they're known for every little thing they ever did, and they're really not. — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
There are a lot of comedic actors who are just out to be the funny one and get all the laughs and… — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share Image
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: What do you want to be? Nikki: I want to be a lawyer. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: That's good, I… — Madea Copy Share Image
You ever look for the remote control, but you can't find it, so you just decide, "Ah, guess I'm not watching TV.… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“They would regret that they had not killed him; he would get out of that hole and find Juliana sooner or later,… — Isabel Allende Copy Share Image
Of course, Behaviourism 'works'. So does torture. Give me a no-nonsense, down-to-earth behaviourist, a few drugs, and simple electrical appliances, and in… — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
“I love you,” he says, though once he’s done it I can see he isn’t happy with it. He shakes his head… — Charlotte Stein Copy Share Image
People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny. — Richard Russo Copy Share Image
I dont care how old I am. I still panic like crazy when I lose my siblings in the mall. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
At first there was nothingthen nothing turned itself inside-out and became something — Sun Ra Copy Share Image
Me: Yes mom, I did what you wanted me to do! *Quietly doesit before she finds out I didn't* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I been listening to Rick Ross and all the guy raps about is cars he can't even fit in.. WTF — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
He robs present ills of their power who has perceived their coming beforehand. — Seneca the Younger Copy Share Image
(::::::[ ]::::::) use this band aide to heal that dark soul sucking beast you call a heart — Me Myself And I Copy Share Image
Madame…gloatingly savored her words as earlier she had savored her pig's trotter. — Georges Simenon Copy Share Image
Dang it, I did it again. My mama's birthday was yesterday...Love you Ma! — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
Risk can be greatly reduced by concentrating on only a few holdings. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
It is your life and it is worth risking everything to make it yours. — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
I know a lot less about God, but the things I know about God, I know a whole lot more, for sure, — Steven Curtis Chapman Copy Share Image
A book may be very amusing with numerous errors, or it may be very dull without a single absurdity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties. — George Saunders Copy Share Image
Living in New York City gives people real incentives to want things that nobody else wants. — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
You just be honest about who you are, and if you dont end up with any friends, then good for you. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Yo mama's so stupid that she rubbed j!zz all over her face thinking it was Olay. — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
The Most Dramatic Excuse By A GirL Sorry , I can't go , I fractured an eyelash . — Green Monk Copy Share Image
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