A women is not written in Braille...You don't need to touch her to know her.! — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously. — Rachel Weisz Copy Share Image
Saving is the best thing..especially when your parents have done it for you. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
Like a good general, I treated everyone who wasnt with me as against me. — Michael Dukakis Copy Share Image
Describe Elvis Presley? He was the greatest who ever was, is or ever will be. — Chuck Berry Copy Share Image
“How long have you been standing there?" "Just long enough to see you give Daemon the middle finger." "He deserved it.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
The main evolutionary significance of humor is that it gets us from the closed mode to the open mode quicker than anything… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your cell phone going full volume at a funeral. Even more awkward if your ringtone is I will… — Faith Barroa Copy Share Image
Save myself from death is that it?! Is that why I've come here?! I'm not afraid to die! At times I've welcomed… — American McGee Copy Share Image
I hate that feeling when you close your eyes to apply shampoo, and get paranoid that someone will kill you in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Angus is amusing himself by ambushing the postman. Och aye, they may have taken his trouser snake addendums, but they cannae tak… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
I think I was the only person in my experimental film class doing comedy. But my sense of humor and a lot… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers,… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
We’re partial to putting out large amounts of money where we won’t have to make another decision. — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
“Never follow the crowd… Until and unless you're crossing the road...” — Sanhita Baruah Copy Share Image
It's great to be able to pretend you're tough but funny at the same time. — Adam Baldwin Copy Share Image
You shouldnt waste your time trying to judge the person whose name has been written after this quote. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Science is about nature. And God, if he exists, transcends nature. — Kenneth R. Miller Copy Share Image
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Life has everything in it. But you only see what your perception allow you to see — Bruce H. Lipton Copy Share Image
You got a problem with me? Well you can take that up with my older brother. I'm SURE he'll fix the problem ;) — Rayy Copy Share Image
We shall be judged by what we do, not by how we felt while we were doing it. — Kenneth Tynan Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure my grandmom watches over me whenever I masturbate. The sound of that walker is so unbearable. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There is nothing at all wrong with having money unless money has you. — Norman Vincent Peale Copy Share Image
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to? — Bette Midler Copy Share Image
I really lived life to its fullest and that got me in trouble from time to time. — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
Don't be afraid of opposition. Remember, a kite rises against, not with, the wind. — Hamilton Wright Mabie Copy Share Image
A Man's penis is so polite. It stands up so girls have a place to sit down. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
We have now armed to such an extent as the world has never before seen. — Adolf Hitler Copy Share Image
I find the pressure to be funny when you're being interviewed live - quite intense. — Julian Barratt Copy Share Image
Why be something to everybody when you can be everything to somebody? — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
