A good artist is willing to die many times over. What's funny is, I've died so many times. — Billy Corgan Copy Share Image
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
True success is what you have done compared to what you could have done. — Myles Munroe Copy Share Image
People think I am funny all the time. But I am not. I am serious, too. Also, I enjoy serious, dramatic films. — Kapil Sharma Copy Share Image
“How am I supposed to believe you when you're obviously carrying a fake monogram Gucci Bag?” — Madi Brown Copy Share Image
Make a drawing. Start it all over again, trace it. Start it and trace it again. — Edgar Degas Copy Share Image
On 'Bake Off' there's lots of stuff no one notices until afterwards. At the time you're too busy concentrating. All the other… — John Whaite Copy Share Image
“I don’t know what kind of movie would put their locations scout up at a YMCA, but if I had to guess… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Pilot's pre-launch brief off the carrier to his passenger in a 2-place jet: If anything goes wrong off the cat, I'll say… — Myself Copy Share Image
They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Jesper knocked his head against the hull and cast his eyes heavenward. “Fine. But if Pekka Rollins kills us all, I’m going… — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
I remember seeing McCoy Tyner in concert, and thinking that the music was incredible, but wanting to be invited in. I figured… — John Lurie Copy Share Image
Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Religion is here to unite us. It's not here to divide us. If it's dividing us, it's not God's religion, it's something… — Hamza Yusuf Copy Share Image
The challenge of ultrarunning is 90 percent mental, and the other 10 percent is all in our heads — Ray Zahab Copy Share Image
You are not punching them; it is your going into kamae that punches them. — Masaaki Hatsumi Copy Share Image
People always quick to judge you, but never take the real timeto get to know you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now that I'm 91, as opposed to being 90, I'm much wiser. I'm much more aware and I'm much sexier. — Betty White Copy Share Image
BITCHES BE TRIPPIN! ... Grandma please, stop sticking out your cane when people walkby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I first saw a strap on, I put it on my head and ran around like a rhino. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Doing funny roles is something I enjoy as I am like that in my personal life. — Arbaaz Khan Copy Share Image
When you notice something clearly and see it vividly, it then becomes sacred. — Allen Ginsberg Copy Share Image
Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English. — David Cross Copy Share Image
Proclaim not all thou knowest, all thou knowest, all thou hast, nor all thou cans't. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Anyone else feel kinda weird when your computer asks you if you would like to continue unprotected? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Homes that are built on anything other than love are bound to crumble. — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
“Just because he's a dick, doesn't mean you have to be.' 'But he's giving me so much material to work with.” — Rebecca Yarros Copy Share Image
I hope you get a college roommate as uninterested in human interaction as you are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It was never supposed to be a hit. It was supposed to be a Joe Morello drum solo, — Paul Desmond Copy Share Image
I've seen episodes of 'Friends' which are as funny as any sitcom I've ever seen. — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you! — Yakov Smirnoff Copy Share Image
My job changes very little because I've found that the more you try to be funny, the less funny you become. — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
Perfection of means and confusion of goals seem - in my opinion - to characterize our age. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
