Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that men never learn anything from history. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I always appreciate you warning me about sunburn after I've gotten horribly sunburned. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They call me the confuser. Is he a man... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I've been invited to a Halloween party tonight in America. To scare all the Yanks, I'm going as low-fat food! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are reproaches which praise, and praises which defame. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
It’s necessary but not sufficient to learn and then work. You must learn from the work and learn while you work. — Judith Rodin Copy Share Image
I'm going to make a facebook account called No one. Then I'll like random people's status, then it will say No one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
“If a problem can be solved, there is nothing to worry about. If it can't be solved, well you can always buy… — Pablo Copy Share Image
Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He was drunk upon the average once a day, and penitent upon an equally fair calculation once a month; and when he… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Women are like telephones; They like to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong buttons you might get… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Don’t do to others what you would not like to be done to you, if you were in their place. — Rodrigue Tremblay Copy Share Image
The moment when your made fun of in front of your friends and can't thing of nothing to say back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it's only a poster on a wall. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All those animals live a pretty dreary life, then they get chopped up and put on a griddle. — Alec Baldwin Copy Share Image
PERIODS: It's like going to bed on white sheets, then waking upon the flag of Japan. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you want something then you lose everything. If you don’t want anything then you already have everything. — Seungsahn Copy Share Image
You can't let the fear of something completely and absolutely inevitable... — Jeb Corliss Copy Share Image
I have started smiling! I've mastered this smirk; it's a smile that isn't a smile. — Victoria Beckham Copy Share Image
Just because you got the monkey off your back doesnt mean the circus has left town. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. — Alan Bennett Copy Share Image
I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
Its funny when you find out afterword that you were being played the whole time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it. — Monica Piper Copy Share Image
Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth — Benjamin Dm Copy Share Image
When you begin to touch your heart or let your heart be touched, you begin to discover that it's bottomless. — Pema Chodron Copy Share Image
Don't be with someone, because it's easy. Be with someone, because you love them, even if it's difficult! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
