It's hard to keep on being civil when they ask you such annoying questions. — Olivia de Havilland Copy Share Image
I'd dress up as Siri for Halloween if my life didn't already entail being asked stupid questions all day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn't have to. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
When he is without money, his wife becomes secretary; When he has money, his secretary becomes wife. Man O Man! — Irfan Khan Copy Share Image
“Boy, you knock on the devil's door and he will head-slam you through the wall." -Dev” — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
'Cause if your love was all I had in this life, well that would be enough until the end of time. So… — Justin Timberlake Copy Share Image
A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class… — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
The eyes of a dog, the expression of a dog, the warmly wagging tail of a dog and the gloriously cold damp… — Barbara Woodhouse Copy Share Image
This may sound funny, but I feel my most beautiful when I'm clean, fresh out of the bath. I don't have to… — Faith Hill Copy Share Image
I have been through tornado warnings before, but this is really scary right now.. There is a siren, and it's really scary. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I don’t like seeing you hit.” “Well, to be quite honest, I don’t like being hit unless it’s by you.” As soon… — Tammy Blackwell Copy Share Image
I'm a stoic. When something goes down the pan, enjoy it. Make the best out of a bad job. I'm not the… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
“You are hereby warned that any movement on your part not explicitly endorsed by verbal authorization on my part may pose a… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
I don't always tweet when I'm drunk, but when I do, it's when I'm visiting my family. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ou don't realize how easy this game is until you get up in that broadcasting booth. — Mickey Mantle Copy Share Image
Someone told me I had funny facial expressions. I don't know whether I take that as a compliment or not, but. — Lucy Punch Copy Share Image
Bitch you're as stupid as the kid who prank called me the other day and forgot to put their number on private.. — Zendy Copy Share Image
Most people in Uganda have something good to say about Amin - 'He was funny; he gave us pride to be African.' — Kevin Macdonald Copy Share Image
I invite you to not only love each other more but love each other better. — Bonnie D. Parkin Copy Share Image
If you don’t get excited about the gospel, you’ve never really grasped what it’s telling you. — Derek Prince Copy Share Image
I am all in favour of spontaneity, providing it is carefully planned and ruthlessly controlled. — John Gielgud Copy Share Image
My attitude in exams, they give me questions I don't know, I give them answers they don't know.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it's in, you'll love it — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
That awkward moment When you're taking off a sweatshirt, and your shirt is like NO! take me with you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you ex says youll never find anyone like me reply with thats the point — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That is the good stuff that comes into our life and it's based on the good stuff that goes out of our… — Bob Proctor Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your mom thinks you have an attitude, when all you did was answer her question. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't imagine what kind of problem Senna has. I imagine it must be some sort of grip problem. — Murray Walker Copy Share Image
“There, at her console, he dialed 594: pleased acknowledgement of husband's superior wisdom in all matters” — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
