A dentist and a manicurist married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The Awkward Moment When You Have More Information In Your Facebook News Feed Than Your Local News Paper — Sergio Cortes Copy Share Image
Only those who ask for more can get more and only those who know there is more, ask. — Alan Cohen Copy Share Image
Once you go black you never go back and once you go white then everything right — Takia Weddle Copy Share Image
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. — Imelda Marcos Copy Share Image
“One can hardly do anything productive when one knows there is cake in the fridge.” — Joyce Rachelle Copy Share Image
I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of… — Patty Duke Copy Share Image
You Could Walk a Mile In My Shoes But You Still Wouldn't GetMe Even If I Can With Instructions, So Tell Me,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Weird people are funny. If you're just completely normal, you're boring. So I so much prefer weird people to boring people. — Bobbie Copy Share Image
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I want to wake up with you in the morning hours. I want to get hot and sweaty together. I want us… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did You Know About My relationship with my sibling(s)? We're pretty close. Although, my older sister and I argue a lot:P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is a saying that if you get something for free, you should know that you're the product. It was never more… — Yuval Noah Harari Copy Share Image
I can’t see, unless the weather changes, the conditions changing dramatically. — Peter Alliss Copy Share Image
The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
Hen my dad says to be home at 11.30, he doesn't mean be in the driveway, but inside the house by myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, 5% Friday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
When you have something to do life will not allow you to ove foward until you do it. — Iyanla Vanzant Copy Share Image
It is good for us to get into the Word, but it is MUCH BETTER for the Word to get into us. — David J. Stewart Copy Share Image
We learn through experience and experiencing, and no one teaches anyone anything. — Viola Spolin Copy Share Image
Congratulations on being the last person in the galaxy without a cell phone — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I got my first TV set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships with other people. — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was missing! — Oupa Copy Share Image
I Was in Florida And Everyone Was Telling Me To Say Stuff lol *Btw I'm From Tennessee* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. — Cindy Gardner Copy Share Image
Sex scenes in (real) movies are always portrayed as creampies. That's pretty scandalous. — Asa Akira Copy Share Image
It's just funny how people talk so much and I just let my game speak for itself. — Liz Cambage Copy Share Image
I just need a search engine that'll remember exactly what I was about to Google when I forget. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If barbie isnt a slut then why do people have to buy her boyfriends????? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
