Dear guys , if she doesn't leave your hand after seeing a 'zara outlet' marry her she is the one .!!! — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
I am occasionally loveable but for the most part I’m like loving a raincloud. — Sara Quin Copy Share Image
Step 1 - Change your Wi-Fi password to blowmefirst. Step 2 - Wait for someone to ask you for it. — John Vercetti Copy Share Image
When there's nothing left, there's always music, that's all I've ever known. — Jake Pitts Copy Share Image
It's time we all accepted the Gay Pride Parade isn't much gayer than any other parade. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am an optimist because I don't see the point in being anything else. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
Finding someone with the exact same music taste as you is like finding a buried treasure. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
General," said the commander of the delinquent brigade, "I am persuaded that any further display of valor by my troops will bring… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I am always acting, be at a party, at work or in office. My attitude changes from meeting to meeting, from being… — Karan Johar Copy Share Image
“Rhiannon's Law #16: If it looks like a rabbit, and it hops like a rabbit, run the other way and fast. That… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
Until I was about 14, I was a fat boy, or at least I looked like a fat boy. I think that… — Pippa Evans Copy Share Image
“Don’t get me wrong, we’re not the fucking Partridge family or anything. We don’t all go on picnics and hold hands.” — Neil Walker Copy Share Image
What a frustrating moment it is when you are busy writing a rather long but important articleand you find that your device… — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
When I was little playing all these tournaments, I was so professional already. My parents were like, 'Oh, my gosh, she's crazy.'… — Ajla Tomljanovic Copy Share Image
If at any point 'Carnage' became on paper preachy or annoying, we made sure something really funny was really near to that… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
The longest-lived and the shortest-lived man, when they come to die, lose one and the same thing. — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
I'm a person that works off of music. I let the music dictate the direction. — Jay-Z Copy Share Image
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
We are not loved because we are valued; we are valued because we are loved. — William Sloane Coffin Copy Share Image
“Come here, cat. You wouldn’t want to destroy the space-time continuum, would you? Meow. Meow.” — Connie Willis Copy Share Image
There are those who've been hacked by the Chinese and those who don't know they've been hacked by the Chinese. — James Comey Copy Share Image
The great and merciful surprise is that we come to God, not by doing it right, but by doing it wrong. — Richard Rohr Copy Share Image
“Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off"- Cruz” — Derrolyn Anderson Copy Share Image
“Oh, fuck me. And not in the nice way, where I have two orgasms and someone makes me breakfast in the morning.” — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
“Greed is a contagious mental illness without which civilization as we know it would not have been possible.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I wonder how people describe me when theyre talking about me to someone whos never met me — Sumit Rohilla Copy Share Image
If she doesn't know when usher was in his drop top cruisin the streets, she's too young for you bro — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I find it more comfortable to say I'm an atheist, and for that I probably have someone like Dawkins to thank. — Jim Al-Khalili Copy Share Image
For without risk there is no faith, and the greater the risk, the greater the faith. — Soren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
I think having funny characters is just one way of having three-dimensional characters. — Ti West Copy Share Image
