Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.' — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
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Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Our Constitution is in actual operation; everything appears to promise that it will last; but in this world nothing is certain but… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
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When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
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