There's never any reason to trust someone. If there's a reason, then it's not trust. -Terence — Gerald Morris Copy Share Image
I lost my job as a cricket commentator for saying "I don't want to bore you with the details". — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
“Not everyone who stares likes us; we may look weird enough to get everyone’s attention.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
It's funny how many people that I've come across in my time that have gone on to achieve great success. — Samoa Joe Copy Share Image
Twitter should have RETWEET, & then RE-MOTHERFUCKING-TWEET for that real shit. — Christian Heggs Copy Share Image
Forgetting the extermination is part of the extermination itself. — Jean Baudrillard Copy Share Image
“The police have no leads as yet on the person or persons who painted obscene suggestions on the buildings. One store owner… — Anne Bishop Copy Share Image
IMPOSSIBILITIES OF THE WORLD: ~You can't count your hair~ ~You can't wash your eyes with soap~ ~You can't breathe when your tongue… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think that because I struggled and did get very bullied, that definitely made me learn how to be funny and let… — Jonathan Van Ness Copy Share Image
How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are 3.155 x 10^7, you won't even try to… — Tom Duff Copy Share Image
“(…) Trying to think of how to take the least crowded ways to class, so the least amount of people will stare… — Keary Taylor Copy Share Image
So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how… — Emily Mortimer Copy Share Image
Just 'Hear' This!!!! There was a Deer, Whose ear sensed a Bear, Deer froze with fear, Bear came near. Negotiated Deer, Dear… — Mohit Sharma Copy Share Image
“I have a secret. A big, fat, hairy secret. And I’m not talking minor-league stuff, like I once let Joseph Applebaum feel… — Karen MacInerney Copy Share Image
