We don't have eternal life because we're good, we have it because God is good. — Craig Groeschel Copy Share Image
“I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.” — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
All those couples who had fun on Valentines day will be blessed today Happy childrens day :P — Uchiha Copy Share Image
I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid. — Will Forte Copy Share Image
“Please ejaculate", I silently urged the man, "so I can go to sleep". (In this way I imagine I was like millions… — Jon Ronson Copy Share Image
Summing it Up..."Where's a good place for dinner?" I asked. "There's the Brasserie Lipp on the Avenue St. Germaine," she said, "or… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Whoever did my mo-cap for Stardust watched my very first entrance and nothing else, because I never did half the stuff ever… — Cody Rhodes Copy Share Image
I'm the youngest, too. When you're the youngest of a big family, people are like, "You're the baby, you're spoiled!" The fact… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Arranged Marriages: All your life you are expected not to talk to strangers and all of sudden you are expected to sleep… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Advice of the day: If you are trapped between your feelings and what other people think is right, always go with what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
