“In any given situation there will always be more dumb people than smart people. We ain't many!” — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
Alcohol: Because no good story starts with So this one time I was eating a salad — Persia Copy Share Image
“He was right. The annoying Disney song was right. The universe was too fucking small.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“I rolled my eyes, trying to keep my eyes off his body, just the sight of his abs or arms was enough… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching… — Kristen Wilson Copy Share Image
I bought a self-help cd online. It was called How to Handle Disappointment. When the package arrived it was empty! — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
The age demanded that we dance and jammed us into iron pants. And in the end the age was handed the sort… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“I took a bite of lobster meat with rice. It was quite tasty. 'Arguing the morality of slaughter will send you into… — Julie Powell Copy Share Image
I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
Sorry I ruined the impromptu sing-along by not knowing 80% of the words to the fast part of 'It's the End of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I gambled at the crap table all night and finally lost $8, but during that time the house gave me four drinks… — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
