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If things expand when they heat up, I've come to the conclusion that I'm not fat; I'm just HOT! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is good to dream! After I dream, I envision, and after I envision, I create! — Laurel Burch Copy Share Image
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Averages don't always reveal the most telling realities. You know, Shaquille O'Neal and I have an average height of 6 feet. — Robert Reich Copy Share Image
That horrifying moment when your mom says... I need to talk to you. And u think of everything you did wrong this… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Amy Sherman-Palladino is very funny. She's got just natural timing and comedic instinct. And she writes in a comedic rhythm. — Alex Borstein Copy Share Image
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wont stand… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
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