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My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
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Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved… — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
An anthropologist at Tulane has just come back from a field trip to New Guinea with reports of a tribe so primitive… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
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“Kylie flopped back against the seat again, enjoying the look of disbelief on the vampire’s face a little too much. “Would you… — c.c hunter Copy Share Image
Nothing is more dishonorable than an old man, heavy with years, who has no other evidence of his having lived long except… — Seneca Copy Share Image
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