Who better to so softly bind the wound of one, than she who has suffered the wound herself. — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
Families composed of rugged individualists have to do things obliquely. — Florence King Copy Share Image
How sure we are that everyone's watching. How sure we are that no one sees. — James Richardson Copy Share Image
I use to think you took my breathe away but now I realizedI was just suffocated by your bullshit,! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love learning bad things about people I don't like. You can throw it in their face. — Marshall Mathers AKA Eminem Copy Share Image
It's more difficult getting up early in the morning when you're wearing silk pajamas. — Eddie Arcaro Copy Share Image
It's funny: when I started playing bass in 1984, you had guys like Paul Simonon fron the Clash, John Paul Jones, Lemmy,… — Duff McKagan Copy Share Image
The best place any Christian can ever be in is to be totally destitute and totally dependant upon God, and know it. — Alan Redpath Copy Share Image
The question who ought to be boss is like who ought to be the tenor in the quartet? Obviously, the man who… — Henry Ford Copy Share Image
It's funny, because in 1970 I met the Beatles quite by a chance at a party. It was the Beethoven bicentenary, and… — Daniel Barenboim Copy Share Image
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“Well, anyway, this'll be easier than knocking an elf out of a tree. Trust me.' 'How many elves have you knocked out… — Ian Livingstone Copy Share Image
Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
A beautifully constructed borshch, such as you are going to experience presently, ought not only to banish conversation but almost to annihilate… — Hector Hugh Munro Copy Share Image
