Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number. — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
It funny when you love someone they ask for time but the go off and mess with other girl around you and… — Rachel Weller Copy Share Image
Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator. — Helen Gurley Brown Copy Share Image
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I need a girl who opens her arms for me after she is drunk rather than opening her legs — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the… — Jim Davidson Copy Share Image
You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot.… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella. — Jimmy Cannon Copy Share Image
“I cried for everyone and for all the scrabbly, funny love one sent out into the world like some hit song that… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
On the secret to a lasting marrige: One of you has to be sane, and the other one is only allowed to… — Christopher Meloni Copy Share Image
“It’s funny what love can do to a person. It strips them of everything, even their instincts. It creates a new reality… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
For me this is somehow a funny love quote. And also once again reminds us the strength of this feeling: Love can… — Superman Copy Share Image
Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people.… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Mmmm, its funny that I miss your face its funny time hasn't took your place its funny cause I can't say why… — Justice Garcia Copy Share Image
It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
People say you cant live without love... well I think oxygen is more inportant — Drew Fonner Copy Share Image
The world's tragedy is that men love women, women love children, and children love hamsters. — Joanna Trollope Copy Share Image
Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
If I give you my heart will you stand for it? if I make you a cloth will you wear them? if… — Nkemjika Copy Share Image
