I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern. — Mickey Rooney Copy Share Image
No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along. — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image
Don't forget I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. — Julia Roberts Copy Share Image
My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. — George Will Copy Share Image
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never said, 'I want to be alone.' I only said, 'I want to be let alone!' There is all the difference. — Greta Garbo Copy Share Image
One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
When you ask why someone is single; the answer you will get is, I am waiting for the right person. Who will… — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more. — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner. — Carissa Aydaa Copy Share Image
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers. — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
You know our love is Mutual I don't mind you love me a little extra !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
She said she loves me , now she makes me ill , I want to pee coz love Dont pay the Bill... — Avinash Solanki Copy Share Image
It's funny how I will always love you no matter what, I am always the shoulder you cry on but when I… — Ryan Nelson Copy Share Image
When you feel love, but you just cant embrace it when you find the right one at the wrong time... — Shubhz Copy Share Image
Its so funny the way I get poetic when I am single but when I am in a relationship I suck at… — Chris Copy Share Image
If you do kiss a politician, remember this: You are not only kissing him, you are kissing every butt that he has… — Cristina Orante Copy Share Image
“Her mouth set. "I've already lost one man I loved tonight. I will not lose the other." She glared at him. "And… — Patrick W. Carr Copy Share Image
Living in London is funny - sometimes I love it and think it is absolutely amazing, but sometimes it is just exhausting. — Anna Madeley Copy Share Image
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“It's funny how we can be in love with someone one day, and the next we can easily fall in love with… — Raymond Carver Copy Share Image
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I've been divorced twice, at 33, at least I'm a successful failure! — Desmond Fouche Copy Share Image
I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller. — Kristen Johnston Copy Share Image
