Skip to content

Funny love Quote by Lorrie Moore

Download Open image

““I cried for everyone and for all the scrabbly, funny love one sent out into the world like some hit song that enters space and bounds off to another galaxy, a tune so pretty you think the words are true, you do!””

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (9 ratings)

Funny love Love

More by Lorrie Moore

But I believed in starting over. There was finally, I knew, only rupture and hurt and falling short between all persons, but, Shirley, the…

Image

I'm very interested in what people will do for money. Money: it's timeless.

Image

“One of the problems with people in Chicago, she remembered, was that they were never lonely at the same time. Their sadness occurred in…

Image

“If you had forgotten, it would quickly come back to you. Aloneness was like riding a bike. At gunpoint. With the gun in your…

Image

Once love had seemed like magic. Now it seemed like tricks.

Image

“Observing others go through them, he used to admire midlife crises, the courage and shamelessness and existential daring of them, but after he'd watched…

Image

Start dating someone who is funny, someone who has what in high school you called a "really great sense of humor" and what now…

Image

You are unhappy because you believe in such a thing as happy.

Image

“Amber was not shy. If she had been shy, not one of us would be at Perkins right now.”

Image

People will do anything, anything, for a really nice laugh,

Image

“Farmers aren't rich. They have land but no money." Actually, my father didn't even have that much land. He had once stood on the…

Image

“My grandmother, who, when I visited, stared at me with the staggering, arrogant stare of the dying, the wise vapidity of the already gone;…

Image

Explore all 340 Lorrie Moore quotes

More Funny love quotes

Respectable people do not write music or make love as a career.

Alexander Borodin

Image

I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?

Image

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.

Albert Einstein

Image

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.

Image

When one door closes, another one opens, but sometimes we wait too long looking at the closed door, and never realize that another door…

Image

A kiss is a lovely trick to stop speech.

Image

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

Albert Einstein

Image

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Image

My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.

Image

Hate is funny. Love isn't. Love can kill you. Hate can keep you alive.

Image

Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my…

Chelsea Handler

Image

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.

Image

Browse all 96 Funny love quotes