If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age. — Tom Mulligan Copy Share Image
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
The better your attitude and the harder you work, the luckier you get. — Robert G. Allen Copy Share Image
Golf isn't like other sports where you can take a player out if he's having a bad day. You have to play… — Phil Blackmar Copy Share Image
I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a… — Gerald R. Ford Copy Share Image
Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off. — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five. — Paul Harvey Copy Share Image
There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you've found a man about to make a difficult putt. — Fletcher Knebel Copy Share Image
Art said he wanted to get more distance. I told him to hit it and run backward. — Ken Venturi Copy Share Image
Golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things. — John Updike Copy Share Image
Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses... — Adlai Stevenson I Copy Share Image
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the… — Don Adams Copy Share Image
