Funny golfing Quotes · Page 2

One minute you're bleeding. The next minute you're hemorrhaging. The next minute you're painting the Mona Lisa.

— Mac O'Grady

They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have…

— Tommy Bolt

Art said he wanted to get more distance. I told him to hit it and run backward.

— Ken Venturi

The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.

— John Updike

This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win.

— Ben Hogan

The woods are full of long drivers.

— Harvey Penick

My father's saying, The harder you work, the luckier you get.

— Fiona Wood

The most important shot in golf is the next one.

— Ben Hogan

It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it.

— Jack Nicklaus

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that.

— Gardner Dickinson

Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.

— Winston Churchill

The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.

— Pete Dye

Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

— Bob Hope

One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good.

— George Archer

I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me.

— Seve Ballesteros

May thy ball lie in green pastures, and not in still waters.

— Ben Hogan

You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.

— Bobby Jones

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

— Bob Hope

To give yourself the best possible chance of playing to your potential, you must prepare for every eventuality. That means practice.

— Seve Ballesteros

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

— Lee Trevino

Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

— Lee Trevino

If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.

— Tom Mulligan

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

— Lee Trevino

Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks…

— Bobby Jones

Golf isn't like other sports where you can take a player out if he's having a bad day. You have to play…

— Phil Blackmar