What Is FACEBOOK ? . . . . It's a place where a Guy posts a joke, he gets No Response... and… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I swear females wear they scrub fit everywhere they go...lol...u can leave a funeral N c a female walking out crying wit… — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more fucked up than you think. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WRINKLES: Something other people have, Similar to my character lines. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Gently placing your finger on someone`s lips and saying Shh, not another word is super romantic... but cops don`t seem to think… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how everyday seems the same, yet when you look back a lot has changed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why don't blind people sky dive? Because it scares the hell out of their dogs! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Girl: how much is your face lift? Doctor: complete treatment is 145k Girl: so expensive, do you have a cheaper type? Doctor:… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I have ever said anything to insult you, please let me know, I might wanna say it again! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone spells your name wrong on Facebook even though your name is RIGHT THERE! — Ryah Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only reason the laundrette on Albert Square in Eastenders is open is because none of the people on there can figure… — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
