Funny facebook status Quotes by Mitchell Perry

They ignore you now but need you later on.

— Mitchell Perry

Stop worrying about someone that isn't worried about you.

— Mitchell Perry

Turn your enemies to memories.

— Mitchell Perry

All women crave attention, but Twitter and Facebook exposes all the women that can't function without it.

— Mitchell Perry

They say life is a gift, and I say waking up everyday is an opportunity to live it.

— Mitchell Perry

You think Halloween comes only once a year? wrong. Walk into Walmart at 3 in the morning. That's some scary sketchy shit.

— Mitchell Perry