Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If you are what you eat...then why don't I remember eating a bowl of sexiness — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If you want to have more ideas. Simply spend more time in toilet :P — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I'm going to open up a store next to forever 21 and call it finally 22 — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If a man says you're ugly he's being mean. If a woman says you're ugly she's envious. If a little kid says… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why the fuckk you haven't made an album yet. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
All of our dreams can come true if we learn to log out of Facebook at Night and go to sleep! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Your crush comes online. You: omg omg omg his online ahh :) *you chat him* Hi Facebook: This person is offline you… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Girls are like telephones, they like to be held and talked too, but if you push the wrong buttons, you might get… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Oh not to worry! Yeah right, that's what the guy on Titanic said, too!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Who likes fruitcake? I mean, really, giving you a fruitcake for a present is just another way of saying, I dislike you… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I come in the house soaking wet and am greeted by Is it Raining? Nope, I decided to take the fish for… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I hate buses, they run twice faster when you are after it and too slow when you are in it..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally¦¦ Thats why boys go to college — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A man pays Rs. 2 for a Rs. 1 item that he needs.. A woman pays Rs. 1 for Rs. 2 item… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Being trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Whenever I have a problem, I sing. Then I realize that my voice is a lot worse than my problem. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Relation is like a Stapler, Its easy to attach but hard to detach. & Worst is wen u r able to detach it, It… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My care will be in the heart n not in words My anger will be in Words n not in the Heart — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you.Its someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Life is like a parachute jump: you have to get it right the first time. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Always speak sweet words, so that If you have to eat your words back, they don't taste bitter. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Life, it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else I have lost the will… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
No matter how serious life gets, You still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The first time I kissed you my knees went weak I literally lost my breath! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Let smiles overshadow sadness. Let faith make you believe. Let confidence wash away doubts. Let love complete your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A person may be inherently wise or experienced, but that means little or nothing if he/she is perceived as a fool. I, on the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I don't think any crime in the world is greater than telling a child: You're no good at it..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
