Dentist: *Pokes gums with sharp pointy instrument of death* Dentist: Your gums are bleeding because you don't floss. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I hate when people see me at the supermarket & they're like, Hey what are you doing here? & I'm like Oh… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
MEN-opause MEN-strual MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN?? — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
After facebook everyone have there best birthdays all most every year — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I still don't understand why Kim Kardashian is famous. I'm serious. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
During physics class I always think that: when am I going to use this in my life ! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dear Mother In Law don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
To my ex: You're supposed to make me jealous, not die laughing at your new choice..! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Wife pointing at a couple next door says to her husband: Look at him he kisses her all the time, cant u… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I need music. Without music, my ears are just boring devices used to listen to stupid people talking about meaningless things. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If you think experts are expensive . . . wait and see what amateurs cost you. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
You always regret setting ur phone on 'silent ' once you have misplaced it! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Relation is like a Stapler, Its easy to attach but hard to detach. & Worst is wen u r able to detach it, It… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My care will be in the heart n not in words My anger will be in Words n not in the Heart — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you.Its someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Life is like a parachute jump: you have to get it right the first time. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Always speak sweet words, so that If you have to eat your words back, they don't taste bitter. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Life, it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else I have lost the will… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
No matter how serious life gets, You still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The first time I kissed you my knees went weak I literally lost my breath! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Let smiles overshadow sadness. Let faith make you believe. Let confidence wash away doubts. Let love complete your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A person may be inherently wise or experienced, but that means little or nothing if he/she is perceived as a fool. I, on the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I don't think any crime in the world is greater than telling a child: You're no good at it..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
