Before you speak listen, before you write think, Before you quit try, Before you take a SHIT, look at the toilet paper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wondering if you're adopted because your the only sexy one in the family.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So I turned on the subtitles. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.....Sometimes there is some SENSE in NONSENSE. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I use the free Wi-Fi at Starbucks to complain to Starbucks about how slow their free Wi-Fi is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have had a really bad day today and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some People Honestly Need to Back OFF. Just Because You don't like me,doesn't mean you have to get mad at my boyfriendbecause… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My favorite coffee in the morning is the one where my coworkers don't talk to me while I drink it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think I might like you funny huh. yeah really funny. but do i? I guess ill never know — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That Moment When You're Having One Of The Moments You See In Romance Movies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's tell people we voted because of the worldwide financial meltdown rather than the free cup of Starbucks coffee. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone introduce me to whoever invented Mornings. I will beat the shit out of them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
