Blanket On - Hot Blanket Off - Cold 1 Leg Out - Perfect .... Until The Demon From Paranormal Activity Grabs It… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you think you're It riding ahead of the pack, look back to see if the pack's still there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
T, at least once in your life you tried to drink out of the cup like a dog — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you get caught in your pajamas by an unexpected visitor — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your job title is head receiver, you know you're doing something right. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once they call you a Latin Lover, you're in real trouble. Women expect an Oscar performance in bed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The chalk thing lebron does before games...isn't chalk. It's dust from his fingers being ringless. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Exams don't test what you know. They test how well you can study the night before. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on having just enough Facebook friends to appear popular, but not needy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you say Goodbye! to someone but you both walk off in the same direction. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mess with me? I'll let karma do its job. Mess with my family? I'llbecome karma. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This Independence Day you're invited to my house where a large gathering of people will proudly display their dependence on drugs and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image