Happy Boss's Day to someone who walked into almost as big of a mess as Obama did. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you ever look through old pictures and wonder, Where the hell did that shirt go? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Starbucks really isn't that expensive...after you consider what Victoria Secret charges per cup. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women spend more time thinking about what men think, then men spend thinking! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
NO,mom, It doesnt matter whether I go to bed at 9:00pm or 2:00am, when I wake up tomorrow at 6am I'll be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shoutout For Shoutout? [= -Give us one first. -Comment 'done' when finished. -NO CHEATING. I'm checking. -Be patient. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And the Lord said unto John 'Come forth and receive eternal life' But John came fifth, and won a toaster. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thing I won't forget: All the little stupid but cute things we did together.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone throws a stone at you. Throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hitting your hip on the corner ofthe counter and feeling like you just got shot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks to all my friends this wedding season for being too immature or undateable to get married. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP!!! * Answers phone* Hey mom.. (background) NO I WILLNOT PUT MY PANTS ON!!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?" — Anonymous Copy Share Image
10 minutes... No text back? Looks like Im going to sleep now. OH NOW YOU DECIDE TOREPLY!? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
