“The last thing she wanted was to see her friend getting ideas in her head. There was such a lot of room… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
HOROSCOPE: Today is a good time for making new friends. A good deed may have unforeseen consequences. Don’t upset any druids. You… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“And that was fine, except that she didn't have any old friends anymore. Kids back home who'd been friendly were now...respectful, because… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Your friend Mr. Tulip would perhaps like part of your payment to be the harpsichord?" said the chair. "It's not a --ing… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“His name's Twoflower. He isn't from these parts.' 'Doeshn't look like it. Friend of yoursh?' 'We've got this sort of hate-hate relationship,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
And our lady friend, she thinks life works like a fairy tale.' Well, that’s harmless, isn’t it?' Yeah, but in fairy tales,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“. . . and what are you exactly, my friend? Their subordinate? Their employee? Or, I would suggest, their equal? That's what… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Aziraphale. The Enemy, of course. But an enemy for six thousand years now, which made him a sort of friend. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I'm mean and turf and I'm mean and turf and I'm mean and turf and I'm mean and turf, And me an'… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
What did I tell you about Mister Safety Catch?' said Vimes weakly. When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“That's what prayers are... it's frightened people trying to make friends with the bully!” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Anyway, just because you're sworn enemies doesn't mean you can't be friends, does it? — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Witches were a bit like cats. They didn’t much like one another’s company but they did like to know where all the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
(About sweeping).... What he was in FACT doing was moving the dirt around with a broom, to give it a change of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You haven't heard of him? And he is a D'reg!" Mrs Goriff pulled at her husband's arm. "D'reg?" said Angua. "A warlike… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“A camel in distress isn’t a shy creature. It doesn’t hang around in bars, nursing a solitary drink. It doesn’t phone up… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There is a night that never comes to an end.... The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
