Fool Quotes · Page 6

“A fool is excited by every word.”

— Heraclitus

You can't fool somoene that knows you too well

— Sonya Parker

You never really see me acting a fool on TV.

— Vinny Guadagnino

The man who isn't a pessimist is a damned fool.

— Mark Twain

How every fool can play upon the word!

— William Shakespeare

“Quoi?” she had said, in perfect fucking French.”

— Christopher Moore

The mind of a drunken fool is a useless tool.

— LL Cool J

Fools fight; winners think.

— Karen Chance

If the fool would persist in his folly he would become wise.

— William Blake

A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches fifty, and a fool if he doesn't drink afterward.

— Frank Lloyd Wright

“A woman is a fool that lives from penny to farthing and n'er looks to the possibility of loss.”

— Nancy E. Turner

“Any fool who can pucker is apt to whistle past the graveyard.”

— Stephen King

“To Fitz and the Fool. My best friends for over twenty years.”

— Robin Hobb

Man is so made that if he is told often enough that he is a fool he believes it.

— Blaise Pascal

but you were a fool to bring that pider into this house

— Darren Shan

There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.

— Jacob Braude

Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.

— Elbert Hubbard

To earn a fool respect, you can't try to be an intellectual with them, you have to learn to speak their type…

— Glen Rambharack

“If he had two thoughts at the same time, they would throw a surprise party." Martin Bartel regarding a less than stellar…

— Charlaine Harris

Mankind are a herd of knaves and fools. It is necessary to join the crowd, or get out of their way, in…

— William Hazlitt

St. Patrick... one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of…

— Charles Madigan

Anyone who gets his or her political news primarily from the New York Times (which made the ethically challenged carpetbagger Hillary a…

— Camille Paglia

I like attractive people who aren't so terribly aware that they are attractive... people who aren't afraid to roll on the floor…

— Bob Fosse

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

— Orson Welles

Madame, it is an old word and each one takes it new and wears it out himself. It is a word that…

— Ernest Hemingway

If all boys could be made to know that with every breath of cigarette smoke they inhale imbecility and exhale manhood ...…

— Hudson Maxim

I love to make soups. My father used to say, 'There's nothing like a nice bowl of soup.' One of my favorites…

— Tony Danza

Nothing more enhances authority than silence. It is the crowning virtue of the strong, the refuge of the weak, the modesty of…

— Charles de Gaulle

“One life on this earth is all we get, whether it is enough or not enough, and the obvious conclusion would seem…

— Frederick Buechner

A closed mouth gathers no foot. A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking. A fool-proof method for…

— David Gries

Any fool can make a quilt; and, after we had made a couple of dozen over twenty years ago, we quit the…

— Abigail Scott Duniway

Daniel Radcliffe was actually a fan of the show and excited to be on it. Some of it is we've gone long…

— Raphael Bob-Waksberg

Give fools the first and women the last word.

— George Horace Lorimer

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory.

— Bruce Lee

“A traitor leader is the outcome of a fool nation.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

A fool is very dangerous when in power.

— Denis Fonvizin

A foolishness is inflicted with a hatred of itself.

— Seneca the Younger

Only the fools are certain and assured.

— Michel de Montaigne

Any woman who counts on her face is a fool.

— Zadie Smith

Even a fool learns something once it hits him.

— Homer