“The elevator turned out to be slower than the damned train at Disney World. And it played “The Girl from Ipanema” in Muzak. I looked at Paris and saw that he was mouthing the lyrics. That was it. I’d have… — Leslie Langtry Copy Share Image
“Oh my God. I just got dumped by a red headed mortician in a funeral home named Crummy's, after pretending to be a circus… — Leslie Langtry Copy Share Image
“Ita feri ut se mori sentiat." ("Strike him so that he can feel he is dying.") —Suetonius” — Leslie Langtry Copy Share Image
“Rule #1: If you can make it look like someone else did it, go for it.” — Leslie Langtry Copy Share Image
“A teenage boy with a Mohawk sat across from me, sneering. I’d seen that look before. Why was it a problem to knit in… — Leslie Langtry Copy Share Image
“You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style." —Vladimir Nabokov” — Leslie Langtry Copy Share Image
“Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting.” — Leslie Langtry Copy Share Image
“On a large enough time line, the survival rate for everyone will drop to zero." —Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club” — Leslie Langtry Copy Share Image
“Assassin fun fact #1: Did you know you could kill someone with a simple overdose of table salt?” — Leslie Langtry Copy Share Image
“Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." —P. J. O'Rourke” — Leslie Langtry Copy Share Image
“Things are pretty black and white when your options are either live or die.” — Leslie Langtry Copy Share Image
“Dekker kicked out, connecting with my left shin, and I dropped him for a second. That was all the time he needed to grab… — Leslie Langtry Copy Share Image
