I’ll be real discreet,” Tank said. As discreet as a six-foot-six, no-neck guy weighing three hundred and fifty pounds, all dressed in… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
A uniform cordoned off the area with crime scene tape. The M.E. pulled in and parked. There were two EMT trucks idling… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I went to the door, and Gary tried hard not to notice I was blue. He looked at his feet, and he… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
He rooted for the Mets, he wore Foot of the Loom underwear, and he drove a Buick. His loyalties were carved in… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg was because you… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Grandma Mazur stood two feet back from my mother. "I gotta get me a pair if those," she said, eyeballing my shorts.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
At the other end of the room, Grandma had the lid up on Larry Lipinski. She was standing one foot on a… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Pete- What does a woman want out of marriage? Louisa- Undying devotion and a warm place to put her cold feet when… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“His pager beeped, and he looked at the readout. “I have to get back to Deal. Do you have any secret weapons in your… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a graphic novel… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
