Fat jokes Quotes by Anonymous

Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors.

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Your mama is so fat and dumb she walked to the traffic light, saw a sign that said No U Turn and…

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You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.

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Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.

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When the world gets you down, eat it

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Yo mama is so fat, Bigfoot couldn't believe his eyes

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Your mama is so fat and stupid,she got offensive when buzz lightyear said to Infiniti and beyond

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Yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.

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Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo.

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Your mama is so fat, when she walked, her legs reach from the U.S to Africa during each step

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Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

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Yo Mama's so fat the army uses her panties for a parachute.

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Your mama is so fat, when you leave a plate of your chicken bones on the floor, she scares off your dog

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Yo Mama's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil.

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Yo mama is so fat, she ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton

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Yo Mama's so fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer.

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Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.

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Your mama is so fat, she went to the community pool and everybody had to clear the state before she jumped in

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Your mama is so fat, she got a job at Sea World as Shamu's lover

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Yo mama is so fat, she has to take a shower at a car wash

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Yo mama is so fat, it took the whole week to drive ahead of her

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Yo Mama's so fat she ate the milky way.

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Your mama is so fat, she took a dump and destroyed all of mankind

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Your mama is so fat, Al Bundy had no time to make a fat joke when she entered the store

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Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

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Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager.

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You are so fat, you use your belt to measure the Earth's equator.

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Your mama is so fat and stupid, she heard you say Babe Ruth and said I'll take eight of them

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Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

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You are so fat, people jog around you for exercise.

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Your mama is so fat, when everybody mentioned their favorite Eminem song,she wanted skittles

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Your mom is so fat, superman found something more effective than planet Krypton

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Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says 'Trick or Meatloaf!'

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Yo mama is so fat, she puts ketchup on tylenol

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Your mama is so fat and ugly, Bigfoot takes pictures of her

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Yo momma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.

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One guy was so fat, he had his own area code.

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You are so fat, you had your baby pictures taken by satellite.

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Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a yellow jacket downtown, everyone yelled, 'Hey, Taxi.'

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Your mama is so fat, she had to get tranquilized and tagged by the whales

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