Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, she went to Walmart and everybody left starving to death — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yo mama is so fat, it took two tablets,two iphones and one iPad to get her full picture — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are so big, you plays hopscotch like, 'Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your momma's so fat, once she jumped in the water, and everyone ran out yelling, 'Tsunami!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use them as the main sail of my yacht. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, she tried to swim in the ocean with the dolphins, but they had to clear out to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yo momma's so fat her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You mama is so fat, once she jumped into the gulf here in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Running away doesn't help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said, 'we don't do curtains.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're so fat, when you stepped on the scale it said, 'To be continued.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
