The man that found the 726-carat diamond in Africa, received $350,000 for it and wants to buy a farm and silk hat.… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Coolidge has the best idea on this farm relief. He said, 'Farmers, you are in a hole. I can't help you, but… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
These dust storms.... Poor farmer spent a lifetime fixin' his farm and everything, goes out and looks down at it, and it's… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You can't legitimately kick on income tax, for it's on what you have made. You have already made it. But, look at… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The president says, 'There is lots of people worse off than the Farmers.' I don't know who it could be unless it… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Our financial ills will never be settled till you fix it so every man will pay an income tax on what he… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The farmers can be thankful. Didn't the Farm Board decide in Washington last week that they could have cheaper interest? All the… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers have about given up hope of getting farm relief and have decided to fertilize instead. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Prosperity this Winter is going to be enjoyed by everybody that is fortunate enough to get into the poor farm. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Here is my Farm Relief bill: Every time a Southerner plants nothing on his farm but cotton year after year, and the… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Just read the farm relief bill. It's just a political version of Einstein's last theory. If a farmer could understand it, he… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Congress knew Coolidge would veto the farm bill. There was more politics than relief in that bill. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The good people of Dakota offered to give Calvin Coolidge a farm if he would live on it. I wouldn't advise you… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
