“You know that when your partner deletes their messages to a past lover after being accused of cheating, then it is likely… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer its art and music but when I do it I'm creepy and have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's never the end game. Facebook is now a platform upon which all kinds of applications are being built it's definitely not… — Sean Parker Copy Share Image
Because Facebook can't exist without AI, it needs all its engineers to build with it. — Steven Levy Copy Share Image
Love without Fear, Trust without Restriction, Want without Demand, Accept people for who they are — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Drama is old, Facebook isn't new, get a role model, a bed time is for you. — Scotty Longenecker Copy Share Image
Between the three, Facebook is literally everyone I've ever shaken hands with at a conference or kissed on the cheek at Easter.… — Dennis Crowley Copy Share Image
Actual warning printed on the bottom of a package of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert : Do not turn upside down. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's only happy hour if a hot girl is sharing your drinks. Otherwise it's just drowning your misery. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Five years earlier when I arrived at Facebook, Mark didn't have a theory of how he and the company should be in… — Sarah Wynn-Williams Copy Share Image
“We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, you look bangable, so ill add you. — Aalaynah Thompson Copy Share Image
Technically, web browsers can control what users see, and sites using Javascript can overwrite anything coming from the original authors. Browsers heavily… — Ben Shapiro Copy Share Image
Facebook is kind of like prison. You spend all day staring at walls and getting poked by people you dont know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Truly love you endlessly. Every day without you is like a book without pages. I love you, I will always do, for… — F Abahusain Copy Share Image
“The evening makes me think Facebook is a blessing and a curse. Sure, it helps us keep track of people with whom… — Rachel Bertsche Copy Share Image
Be thankful for stupid people, they make it easier for the rest of us to get ahead in life. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, ipod, Facebook and a Blackberry.. Dude when I was 10 I only… — Unkown Copy Share Image
You know you've drank too much when you actually ask your wife to drive you home. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
