Instead of saying LOL, I`m gonna say SALTS (Smiled A Little Then Stopped) It`s more truthful. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
There is a great question.if any boy statue on facebook there is no comment.but if any girl write hi or any else… — Senhamphom Copy Share Image
It feels to me that Facebook may be a sort of once-in-a-decade type of company. — Lars Rasmussen Copy Share Image
Wants to remind you that even though you can not go back and make a brand new start, you can always start… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Third party auditor is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post… — Stephanie Copy Share Image
I have an amazing social-media wing man who manages my Facebook fan site. All my blogs get copied there. — Jason Mraz Copy Share Image
Common Problem = confiding in and being justified by the world and social media + self righteousness and believing whats right is… — Tony G Copy Share Image
Politician: Whoever shakes your hand before elections and your wallet after elections. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In a way, I wish none of it had ever happened - Facebook, Twitter - if it had never happened the world… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WIFE, A great comfort during her husband's troubles -- those, that as a bachelor, he would never have had; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I want to be depressed I'll just youtube… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you say you're in a bad place, and everything is coming your way, then chances are you're a woman, and you're… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a husband can determine when his wife comes to the end of one argument and begins the next; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Taking an awesome picture and thinking...'Yep, That's going on Facebook!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
SOCIALISM: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Every day be a reason to live, because GOD made life indeed BEAUTIFUL!! — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
As a Facebook user, do I have control of the data Facebook keeps about me? Concretely: can I examine and modify that… — Eric S. Raymond Copy Share Image
I'm not allowed to buy advertising for my book '50 Things Liberals Love to Hate' on Facebook because, according to their representative,… — Mike Gallagher Copy Share Image
Go to hell. Kiss my ass. Fuck off. Drop dead. Can I make myself any clearer? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
