In military they will give you medal for killing 5 men but discharge you for loving ONE. — Reymon Iglesia Copy Share Image
Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the lucky ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never regret anything because at some point everything you did was what you wanted to do...And sometimes that's the hardest thing to… — Never Regret Anything Because At Some Point Everyt Copy Share Image
If someone stole your tweet just write 50 more tweets or have them murdered. Simple. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everything I know about Facebook makes me want to avoid it. Twitter has really improved my reading habits. — Robert Christgau Copy Share Image
Ladies don't be afraid to get naughty. Rock his world and leave him begging for more! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You can win any argument if you just keep replying with so? to everything they say until they have an existential crisis.!!! — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
People don't want to leave Facebook to play games - Zynga's phenomenal success is proof of that. — David Perry Copy Share Image
“Mark has the most long-term perspective I’ve ever seen. This guy is uber uber uber on the long-term view.” — David Kirkpatrick Copy Share Image
If you convince me to make me think WHAT THE FUCK you instantly get a retweet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook; Letting you put your nose in other people's business since 2004. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A girl leaves you breathless after sex. The woman leaves you in a coma. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My third song I put out, it got a lot of shares on Facebook. I'm like 'OK, they digging it.' — GloRilla Copy Share Image
I sometimes think of not doing Twitter or Facebook anymore, but that's how people find their favorite bands and comedians. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
''SYMPATHY''... You can get from Anybody -- But...!! ''JEALOUSY''... You have to Earn it....!!!!!!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you sign up for Facebook, the service first searches for any mentions of your name and suggests you befriend anyone who… — Ethan Zuckerman Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is not so much finding the right person -- but being the right person; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My browser's recent history is your facebook, your photos, and your twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WIFE, A woman who can spot a blond hair on her husband's coat from ten feet away but can never see a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I mean, I don't think the Facebook merger with WhatsApp and Instagram should have been approved. But I'm not for reflexively breaking… — Ro Khanna Copy Share Image
