On his daughter's diaper: There was so much poop. It didn't look like a baby's poop. It looked like a 55-year-old alcoholic… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Another Farmville invite and I'll take your animals and burn your crops. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Since the iPhone, the most transformative products have not been gadgets but services. Facebook, Twitter, and Snapchat have changed lives, but they… — Steven Levy Copy Share Image
I'm not on Twitter, nor Facebook, or LinkedIn, or any of these systems, because they suck in your soul and they will… — Robert Cailliau Copy Share Image
LOVER(S), A person who could only be more perfect if your partner turned into a pizza at 4:00 am — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The Worst Pain In Life Is When Someone You Know Turns Into Someone You Knew.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Social networking websites like Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr provide an unparalleled ability for people to stay connected in new and unique ways. — Michael Bennet Copy Share Image
STOREROOM: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't think people buy records because of anything that happens on Facebook. They buy records cause they're friends say 'I bought… — Billy Corgan Copy Share Image
Facebook was a very big mission; it really knocked it out of the universe. It's pretty hard to focus on a small… — Dustin Moskovitz Copy Share Image
The biggest potential of Facebook is that people can build networks. For business persons, it means that they can build their list… — Darren L Johnson Copy Share Image
Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
It's not very hard to sacrifice everything for someone, but it's hard to find that someone who deserves your sacrifice — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I dont have commitment issues, I been buying the same brand of whiskey for 8 years — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
With Facebook and Twitter, everyone wants to publicize their innermost truths. — Chris Pine Copy Share Image
Love makes the world go round, but alcohol makes it go round twice as fast. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The assumption should be that we will not appear in print or the blogosphere. Having dinner should not be fodder for Facebook.… — Ezekiel Emanuel Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, The alliance of two people, one who never remembers birthdays, and the other who never forgets them; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
